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Losing Football Team Excitedly Introduces New Coach Just Fired From Other Losing Football Team

10+ hour, 52+ min ago   (264+ words) U.S. " A losing football team excitedly announced today it had hired a new head coach, who was just fired from a different losing football team. Losing Football Team Excitedly Introduces New Coach Just Fired From Other Losing Football Team U.S. " A losing…...

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College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke's Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke's Mayo

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (347+ words) U.S. " One young student athlete's years of hard work were finally set to pay off, as a college football player prepared to achieve his lifelong dream of playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl brought to you by Duke's Mayo. College Football…...

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After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL

After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL3+ week, 5+ day ago   (255+ words) LAS VEGAS, NV " What was thought of up until recently as a promising college football coaching career took a sad turn this week, as after being charged with multiple felonies, former University of Michigan coach Sherrone Moore was forced to…...

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Michigan Taps Marco Rubio As Interim Head Coach

Michigan Taps Marco Rubio As Interim Head Coach4+ week, 2+ day ago   (155+ words) ANN ARBOR, MI " Just moments after news broke that the University of Michigan had fired head football coach Sherrone Moore with cause, Secretary of State Marco Rubio had been tapped as interim coach. According to sources, Rubio has an impossible…...

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babylonbee.com > news > indianapolis-colts-debut-new-trick-play-where-philip-rivers-fakes-handoff-to-running-back-then-runs-off-field-to-get-wife-pregnant-again

Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again

Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again1+ mon, 12+ hour ago   (187+ words) INDIANAPOLIS, IN " The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then jogs off the field to get his wife pregnant again. The unorthodox play has caught defenses completely off guard, leaving opposing teams…...

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Struggling New York Jets Sign Uncle Rico

Struggling New York Jets Sign Uncle Rico1+ mon, 1+ day ago   (225+ words) EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ " Rico Dynamite, a long-time Idaho resident and former high school starting quarterback for the Preston Indians, was reportedly signed by the New York Jets in a surprise deal that is sure to win them the championship. The…...

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NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin

NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin1+ mon, 2+ day ago   (181+ words) INDIANAPOLIS, IN " In the wake of controversy over teams being snubbed and left out of the postseason championship tournament, the NCAA reluctantly confirmed that the College Football Playoff selections were made by an alcoholic penguin. While still considered a vast…...

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Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged

Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged1+ mon, 5+ day ago   (176+ words) KANSAS CITY, MO " Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs' disappointing season had led one of the world's biggest celebrities to reconsider her future, with Taylor Swift hoping that Travis Kelce had forgotten that they were engaged. Sources revealed that…...

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Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates

Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (320+ words) EAGAN, MN " In a move intended to better reflect the state's modern demographics and generate more interest in the team from the populace, the Minnesota Vikings announced that they were changing their name to the Minnesota Somali Pirates. Minnesota Vikings…...

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Embarrassed Cleveland Browns Suddenly Realize They Forgot To Put A Logo On Their Helmets This Whole Time

Embarrassed Cleveland Browns Suddenly Realize They Forgot To Put A Logo On Their Helmets This Whole Time1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (266+ words) BEREA, OH " After existing as a known sports entity for over 80 years, the Cleveland Browns embarrassingly admitted that they had only recently come to the sudden realization that they had forgotten to put a logo on their helmets this whole…...