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Bears Eyeing Vita Vea Trade Is Surprising, But It Could Solve Their Biggest Problem
5+ hour, 5+ min ago (528+ words) Sports Mockery Bears Eyeing Vita Vea Trade Is Surprising, But It Could Solve Their Biggest Problem The Chicago Bears spent months teasing the possibility of a big trade for defensive line help. Of course, most of that was centered around…...
Insider Jay Glazer Confirms A Major Theory About Caleb Williams' Progress
7+ hour, 54+ min ago (461+ words) Insider Jay Glazer Confirms A Major Theory About Caleb Williams’ Progress Sports Mockery Insider Jay Glazer Confirms A Major Theory About Caleb Williams’ Progress A few days ago, I wrote about the unusual situation at Chicago Bears training camp. While…...
Even Packers Media Are Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud About Ben Johnson And Matt LaFleur
15+ hour, 32+ min ago (457+ words) Sports Mockery Even Packers Media Are Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud About Ben Johnson And Matt LaFleur Chicago Bears head coach Ben Johnson didn’t mince words during his introductory press conference. He stated that he loved beating Green Bay…...
Why Jaylon Johnson Can't Wait To Get A Piece Of D.J. Moore
20+ hour, 23+ min ago (472+ words) I’m a football writer with more than 15 years covering the Chicago Bears. I hold a master’s degree in the Teaching of Writing from Columbia College Chicago, and my work on Sports Mockery has earned more than twenty million views. I…...
Kiran Amegadjie!? How The Bears Just Turned Their Left Tackle Race Upside Down
1+ day, 11+ hour ago (515+ words) Sports Mockery Kiran Amegadjie!? How The Bears Just Turned Their Left Tackle Race Upside Down There weren’t any major twists in the Chicago Bears‘ left tackle competition last year. Most expected Braxton Jones to be the starter, and that is…...
Turns Out Ben Johnson's Meetings With Caleb Williams Are More Brutal Than He Let On
1+ day, 4+ hour ago (541+ words) Turns Out Ben Johnson’s Meetings With Caleb Williams Are More Brutal Than He Let On Sports Mockery Turns Out Ben Johnson’s Meetings With Caleb Williams Are More Brutal Than He Let On Chicago Bears head coach Ben Johnson stated from…...
How Ben Johnson Perfected The Use Of A.I. By Experimenting On Bears Rookies
1+ day, 20+ hour ago (252+ words) “Repeatedly, Johnson has told his players never to dive for a pylon unless it’s a fourth down or a 2-point conversion attempt. But in an earlier practice, rookie wide receiver Zavion Thomas disregarded the rule. In the meeting that followed,…...
A Bears Insider's Unflattering Kyler Gordon Statement Should Raise Gigantic Red Flags
2+ day, 5+ hour ago (555+ words) A Bears Insider’s Unflattering Kyler Gordon Statement Should Raise Gigantic Red Flags Sports Mockery A Bears Insider’s Unflattering Kyler Gordon Statement Should Raise Gigantic Red Flags The Chicago Bears were confident the right decision was made when they extended Kyler…...
Colston Loveland Has Been Tormenting Dillon Thieneman And Why Ryan Poles Loves It
2+ day, 9+ hour ago (522+ words) Sports Mockery Colston Loveland Has Been Tormenting Dillon Thieneman And Why Ryan Poles Loves It The Chicago Bears were ecstatic when they managed to land Dillon Thieneman in the 1st round of the 2026 draft. They felt the Oregon safety had a…...
A Chicago Bears Super Bowl Would Be Enough For Most. Not Ben Johnson
2+ day, 11+ hour ago (649+ words) I’m a football writer with more than 15 years covering the Chicago Bears. I hold a master’s degree in the Teaching of Writing from Columbia College Chicago, and my work on Sports Mockery has earned more than twenty million views. I…...